i am a filthy fat slatternly whoreman
so it's recently been pointed out to me that -- like the pandering monkey that i am -- i have more vote-mooching to do. it was not enough to beg like a hyena for the scraps of your "bloggie" nomination ... it seems i am now a finalist for something entirely different called Best of Blogs. slow down, interets, you move too fast! this is all very touching, of course, but what i want to know is when do i start making millions of dollars for this?
anyway, fine, maybe not. but i have it on good authority that nubile young co-eds of questionable mores are supposed to dig ugly older dudes who write daddy blogs. right?
if you're not one of them, just click on this here link and fulfill your duty as a devoted (or even not-so-devoted) reader. don't do it for my sake, though. think of the children: some guy called "Dad Gone Mad" is currently beating the pants off me and we just can't let that happen: