bumper sticker
carpet-bagging new yorker that i am, allow me to jump on this bandwagon:
proud parent of a drunk-stumbling, pant-soiling, nipple-gnawing, face-clawing, ululating, condor-shrieking, explosive-farting, cat-abusing, mirror-loving, parent-manipulating, no-crawling, finicky-eating, mildly constipated, biblical-flood-style drooling, reachy-grabby, squirming, ADHD, pudgy, nudist, midget maniac.
you got a problem with that?
proud parent of a drunk-stumbling, pant-soiling, nipple-gnawing, face-clawing, ululating, condor-shrieking, explosive-farting, cat-abusing, mirror-loving, parent-manipulating, no-crawling, finicky-eating, mildly constipated, biblical-flood-style drooling, reachy-grabby, squirming, ADHD, pudgy, nudist, midget maniac.
you got a problem with that?
posted by mr. nice guy at 9:21 AM
8 Comments:
you bloggers just can't stop bragging, can you.
now thats pride only a father could outwardly muster...
start a savings account now for baby nice guys therapy...sounds like it could be money well spent with entries like that floating around! ;)
Duuuude
How'd you manage to diagnose ADHD so young? Man, you're talented.
I'm pretty sure she's composing the wording of her own buggy bumper sticker in her little head right now:
Proud (for-the-moment-but just wait-till-I hit-my-teens-daughter of a whisky-swilling, internet-porn-gazing, bjorn-wearing, mommy-nipple-monopolizing, constantly-tired-because-of-me, unintentional-baby-bashing, funny -ha-ha-blog-writing, sometime-nice-guy.
Sounds like my youngest.
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