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Thursday, January 05, 2006

bumper sticker

carpet-bagging new yorker that i am, allow me to jump on this bandwagon:

proud parent of a drunk-stumbling, pant-soiling, nipple-gnawing, face-clawing, ululating, condor-shrieking, explosive-farting, cat-abusing, mirror-loving, parent-manipulating, no-crawling, finicky-eating, mildly constipated, biblical-flood-style drooling, reachy-grabby, squirming, ADHD, pudgy, nudist, midget maniac.

you got a problem with that?

9 Comments:

Anonymous marian said...

you bloggers just can't stop bragging, can you.

1/05/2006 9:35 AM  
Blogger chelsyliz said...

now thats pride only a father could outwardly muster...

start a savings account now for baby nice guys therapy...sounds like it could be money well spent with entries like that floating around! ;)

1/05/2006 9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Duuuude

1/05/2006 10:27 AM  
Anonymous Lala said...

How'd you manage to diagnose ADHD so young? Man, you're talented.

1/05/2006 3:19 PM  
Blogger Lesley said...

I'm pretty sure she's composing the wording of her own buggy bumper sticker in her little head right now:
Proud (for-the-moment-but just wait-till-I hit-my-teens-daughter of a whisky-swilling, internet-porn-gazing, bjorn-wearing, mommy-nipple-monopolizing, constantly-tired-because-of-me, unintentional-baby-bashing, funny -ha-ha-blog-writing, sometime-nice-guy.

1/05/2006 3:26 PM  
Anonymous Josie's Mom said...

Sounds like my youngest.

Josie's Mom
http://www.mybabymonsters.com
Insights into a child's world

1/05/2006 8:44 PM  
Blogger tAnYeTTa said...

hilarious!

1/05/2006 10:37 PM  
Blogger Mary P. said...

I KNOW that kid, I swear I do! Oh, yeah, my youngest, eleven years ago. "Ululating". LOL

1/06/2006 8:27 AM  
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