there goes my faith in humanity
the list of oscar nominees, released this very morning, is an affront to all that is good and holy and decent in the world! thomas haden church gets the nod and paul giamatti doesn't? what? michael moore has been totally snubbed. like the man or not, he did make the highest-grossing documentary of all time and perhaps the first, however flawed it was, to take part in shaping the national debate.
but that's not what has mr nice guy all worked up. no. look, i'm willing to let the vincent gallo and david hasselhoff shutouts slide. but there are some things by which he will not abide! where on this list, i ask you, is paris hilton?! has the world forgotten her sublime cinematic output this year?
i tell you, there is no justice in hollywood! (there is, however, according to poor mel gibson, jewstice. booya!)
ps: go don cheadle.
pps: so. do not fear mr nice guy's swift and just condemnation. do not seek the soothing balm of his approval. simply ... discuss.