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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

walkin' the walk

is it so terribly wrong that i think mrs nice guy's awkward pregnant duck waddle -- hands on her hips, belly out-thrust, feet splayed -- is smokin'? because, well, it is hot, i tell you what.

ok, yeah, sure. she has "sciatica," fine. i get it. it's "excrutiatingly painful" to get out of bed in the morning. she is in "terrifying agony" when she tries to walk whilst her sciatic nerve is "shooting sharp lightning bolts of screaming, burning, prickling red torment, jangling through the buttocks and down the legs." blah, blah, blah. yes, bien sur, mr nice guy is compassionate. he feels her pain. it's just that, well, he also thinks it's durned cute when she walks all funny like that.


4 Comments:

Blogger Kristin said...

That's true love right there!

1/20/2005 12:18 AM  
Blogger Cattiva said...

Kind of like a Penguin, 'eh?

1/20/2005 6:28 PM  
Blogger Alyssa De Jour said...

haha - I love your "compassion"!

1/21/2005 7:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HaHa. Someone posted a link of your website somewhere and boy was she right. You are HILARIOUS. Definitely one of my favorite bookmarked blogs. Best wishes to the nice guys and the nice baby. -OB

1/22/2005 11:29 AM  

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