walkin' the walk

is it so terribly wrong that i think mrs nice guy's awkward pregnant duck waddle -- hands on her hips, belly out-thrust, feet splayed -- is smokin'? because, well, it is hot, i tell you what.

ok, yeah, sure. she has "sciatica," fine. i get it. it's "excrutiatingly painful" to get out of bed in the morning. she is in "terrifying agony" when she tries to walk whilst her sciatic nerve is "shooting sharp lightning bolts of screaming, burning, prickling red torment, jangling through the buttocks and down the legs." blah, blah, blah. yes, bien sur, mr nice guy is compassionate. he feels her pain. it's just that, well, he also thinks it's durned cute when she walks all funny like that.