Add to Google Subscribe in Bloglines Subscribe in NewsGator Online mr. nice feed Subscribe in Rojo

Thursday, February 07, 2008

i am risen

holy shit! the masses have spoken! and, lo, the asses have heard!

i really have truly missed you, internetly peoples. a life without your e-mails and your comments is a life unworthy of living. interactivity is good! just use protection! let's not ever do that to each other again, m'kay?

ok -- before we begin updating here, let's get everyone up to speed on la vida nice guy. many things to report since we last spoke waaaay back in october of last year.
  1. i done got the wife knocked up again! oh fuck! you'd think we'd have learned our lesson the first time around, but no. we're just a couple of procreatin' fools. she's due in late June. no need to congratulate us--just send incredibly large cash donations to my paypal account. thanks.
  2. the Illness came again. my bride, fragile barfing flower that she is, was deathly ill the first trimester, as she was with the first pregnancy. fortunately we were prepared this time and dosed her instantly with anti-nausea medication so powerful it is reserved for chemo patients and people who accidentally catch an episode of The Hills. she was only sick for three months this time around, instead of five.
  3. pretty sure she plans on drugging me and performing a vasectomy on me as i sleep. so that i never do this to her--or anyone else--ever again.
  4. i turned 33 last week. the age of The Christ when he died. man, i feel so under-accomplished.
  5. um. that's it.
  6. really? nothing else to report in the last four months of your exciting fast-lane new york city life? you got someone pregnant and she barfed a lot and you got older and ... that's it?
  7. er. kinda.
  8. loser.

there you have it! some of you have found me at my family-friendly blog-away-from-blog. thanks for your patronage over there -- it's been a relative success, and i will continue to update there as well as here. but right now, i have a little present for those of you who have stuck with me: fuck! shit! pisscuntwhore!

god you have no idea how good that felt. and welcome back.

18 Comments:

Blogger Elizabeth said...

ahhhh...didnt that feel great!!! so glad to have you back...

2/07/2008 2:32 PM  
Anonymous Kara said...

I'm going to pretend you cursed like a sailor just for me.

2/07/2008 2:47 PM  
Blogger Krissy said...

May I?

W00T!!!W00T!!!W00T!!!W00T!!!

and

W00T!!!

2/07/2008 3:00 PM  
Blogger Mr Big Dubya said...

Glad to have you back. And in the family way again - congrats. The snot cork episode from season one was a particular favorite of mine and, oddly enough, served as inspiration when I first started blogging. Yeah, I'm not well.

Anyway - welcome back and congrats to you, mrs. nice guy and freya.

2/07/2008 3:17 PM  
Anonymous lamech said...

Yaaaaaay. Great to have you back!

2/07/2008 3:26 PM  
Blogger Hillary said...

I second the w00t!

2/07/2008 3:38 PM  
Anonymous http://pathsnottaken.blogsome.com said...

Nothin like a good cussin out in the afternoon!

Welcome back MNG!!

2/07/2008 4:10 PM  
Anonymous MetroDad said...

I am so glad you're fucking back, dude. You've always been one of my favorite blogging bitches. No offense to that other site you had but I need the full-on weirdness and curse words that I can only get here.

2/07/2008 4:28 PM  
Blogger gillian said...

And I say, "fuck yeah!" Welcome back.

2/07/2008 4:39 PM  
Blogger barbara said...

fuckity fuck. yay!

2/07/2008 8:29 PM  
Blogger SETH said...

ahhh....

sweet release.

2/08/2008 12:47 AM  
Blogger Simon said...

Oh, this made my day. Welcome back.

2/08/2008 4:47 AM  
Blogger Fairly Odd Mother said...

It's amazing how much a few good curse words can cheer me up. So happy to see this blog getting some action.

2/08/2008 7:55 AM  
Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Congrats and welcome back.

2/08/2008 2:26 PM  
Anonymous Hugh Downer said...

Hurray! Good to have you back! And to think I was about to delete that RSS feed...

2/08/2008 6:07 PM  
Anonymous Shylah said...

YAYYYYY! I missed the Mr Niceguy pisscuntwhoreisms!

2/09/2008 11:59 AM  
Blogger Upside Up said...

oh hells yeah. and here i thought this was just another manic monday.

welcome back.

2/11/2008 8:44 PM  
Blogger anonymom said...

Huzzah for the fuckkeep!

2/14/2008 1:46 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home