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Thursday, May 05, 2005

a modest proposal: (that does involve babies, but not necessarily eating them ... yet)

i am getting a ton of awesome real-life blood-and-guts birth stories in the comments section. look, let me clarify: i've seen the videos. i know it's gonna be gushed-out and messy. i can take it -- i just tackled 5 months of pure vomity joy, you may recall. (i know, i know. you're saying, "that's not the same thing, mr nice guy." and i have formulated a reply: shut up.)

maybe we should have a contest to see whose childbirth is the sloppiest?

a modest proposal: ladies! and husbands! and witnesses!
hit me with your gory, your bloody, your gushy, your disgusting birthing stories. i will choose my favorites on mother's day ...

2 Comments:

Blogger Moo Moo said...

bbq sauce? I don't think I can ever eat bbq again now... I will comment in late July/August (when I have my kid) when you are up for the 20th time at night because Ms. Nice Guy has told you it's YOUR turn! LOL

5/05/2005 6:47 PM  
Blogger hcrippen said...

I actually have no blood and guts stories, but I have given birth 4 times with absolutely no pain medication, and lived, so I have lots of sweating/shaking/swearing/wanting to die stories...

5/05/2005 11:06 PM  

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