a modest proposal: (that does involve babies, but not necessarily eating them ... yet)
i am getting a ton of awesome real-life blood-and-guts birth stories in the comments section. look, let me clarify: i've seen the videos. i know it's gonna be gushed-out and messy. i can take it -- i just tackled 5 months of pure vomity joy, you may recall. (i know, i know. you're saying, "that's not the same thing, mr nice guy." and i have formulated a reply: shut up.)
maybe we should have a contest to see whose childbirth is the sloppiest?
a modest proposal: ladies! and husbands! and witnesses! hit me with your gory, your bloody, your gushy, your disgusting birthing stories. i will choose my favorites on mother's day ...
maybe we should have a contest to see whose childbirth is the sloppiest?
a modest proposal: ladies! and husbands! and witnesses! hit me with your gory, your bloody, your gushy, your disgusting birthing stories. i will choose my favorites on mother's day ...
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bbq sauce? I don't think I can ever eat bbq again now... I will comment in late July/August (when I have my kid) when you are up for the 20th time at night because Ms. Nice Guy has told you it's YOUR turn! LOL
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