so in the 36-or-so weeks that my precious tiny darling bridelette has been knocked up, we have noticed a bit of a trend.
- three people in my office (besides me) are either pregnant or married to someone who is
- two of those people (not including me) are in my very small department
- four people at mrs nice guy's office are pregnant, not counting the two who recently gave birth
- we just met our new neighbors. nice couple. she's due the week before mrs nice guy
i was walking with friends last weekend through our hood on a perfect sunny day. as we stood in front of a corner coffee shop, pregnant lady after pregnant lady walked by. bouncing bulgy bellies abounded. i exclaimed, feeling vaguely threatened, "they're fucking everywhere!" a friend replied "no, they were fucking everywhere a few months ago." sweet.
anyway. all of this was to say: by all means come to new york, people, but please for the love of god do not drink the water.