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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

back at work

mr nice guy has returned to the lamentably poo-free confines of his office this week. he returned yesterday, uneventfully. his colleagues were pleasant and happy to see him again, impressed by his formidable fertility and prodigious powers of procreation.

sitting in my office today, deleting thousands of unread emails, this note popped up from a baby-wielding mrs nice guy, exiled to nice guy world headquarters in brooklyn:

-----Original Message-----
From: Nice Guy, Mrs.
Sent: Wednesday, May 25, 2005 12:37 PM
To: Nice Guy, Mr.

auntie nice guy sent us a swing. our house is slowly being overrun by babygoods. we're drowning in things for a 7 lb. tyrant.

i just typed this whole note one-handed.

i am unimpressed. mrs nice guy should know by now that her husband is the undefeated champion of one-handed internet surfing.


Anonymous Gerah said...


5/25/2005 2:03 PM  
Blogger Moo Moo said...

I second that gerah!

5/25/2005 2:17 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

That brought up an image I did not need to say.

I'm thankful that I don't have a face to put to that picture. So very thankful.

5/25/2005 8:08 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

I mean, "see", not "say". Jeez.

5/25/2005 8:08 PM  
Blogger Alexis said...

You are the funniest man ALIVE!!!!

5/25/2005 8:57 PM  
Anonymous Kim said...

7lb tyrant, eh? That reminds me of a t-shirt I bought for my best friend's baby:

Benevolent Dictator indeed.

You have no idea how encouraging to know that some people can procreate AND maintain a sense of humor. I thought my friends all became pod people who honestly thought that endless repetitions of the exact amounts of input/output from their progeny was fascinating conversation matter for months on end to the exclusion of all other subject matter. They even stopped talking about porn. I mean, who are these people?!?!

Glad to know you're not going to let them bring you down!

5/26/2005 11:49 AM  
Anonymous mmerse said...

...One-handed, eh? Hence, the lack of upper case letters?

(BTW, big fan - literally, as I'm pregnant. And so happy to share your outlook & experiences with husband. Thanks for sharing. I dutifully click your ads and hope others do too!)

6/04/2005 3:59 PM  

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