back at work
mr nice guy has returned to the lamentably poo-free confines of his office this week. he returned yesterday, uneventfully. his colleagues were pleasant and happy to see him again, impressed by his formidable fertility and prodigious powers of procreation.
sitting in my office today, deleting thousands of unread emails, this note popped up from a baby-wielding mrs nice guy, exiled to nice guy world headquarters in brooklyn:
sitting in my office today, deleting thousands of unread emails, this note popped up from a baby-wielding mrs nice guy, exiled to nice guy world headquarters in brooklyn:
i am unimpressed. mrs nice guy should know by now that her husband is the undefeated champion of one-handed internet surfing.-----Original Message-----
From: Nice Guy, Mrs.
Sent: Wednesday, May 25, 2005 12:37 PM
To: Nice Guy, Mr.
Subject:
auntie nice guy sent us a swing. our house is slowly being overrun by babygoods. we're drowning in things for a 7 lb. tyrant.i just typed this whole note one-handed.
posted by mr. nice guy at 12:45 PM
7 Comments:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww.
I second that gerah!
That brought up an image I did not need to say.
I'm thankful that I don't have a face to put to that picture. So very thankful.
I mean, "see", not "say". Jeez.
You are the funniest man ALIVE!!!!
7lb tyrant, eh? That reminds me of a t-shirt I bought for my best friend's baby:
http://store.babygags.com/benedsection1.html
Benevolent Dictator indeed.
You have no idea how encouraging to know that some people can procreate AND maintain a sense of humor. I thought my friends all became pod people who honestly thought that endless repetitions of the exact amounts of input/output from their progeny was fascinating conversation matter for months on end to the exclusion of all other subject matter. They even stopped talking about porn. I mean, who are these people?!?!
Glad to know you're not going to let them bring you down!
...One-handed, eh? Hence, the lack of upper case letters?
(BTW, big fan - literally, as I'm pregnant. And so happy to share your outlook & experiences with husband. Thanks for sharing. I dutifully click your ads and hope others do too!)
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