mr. nice guy fights the law
mrs. nice guy minces not her words. actually she does not mince at all. she is inclined to sashay. (mr. nice guy, to his credit, is a devoted gallivanter. but that is neither here nor there.)
mr. nice guy is usually very good at taking orders. especially when they come from someone who has achieved a certain facility with projectile vomition. but there comes a time in every man's life when he must be brutally honest ... let us just say he told mrs. nice guy, in a firm, yet charming manner: "babysnookumsbear. you do realize that you are the queen until end of may, but then a new boss comes on the scene."
mrs. nice guy: whoa. i am the boss. there will be no new boss. das guppy IS NOT and NEVER WILL BE the boss.
oh-ho-ho, is that a fact? guess who's lacing up his dancing shoes. it's on now, woman!
mr. nice guy is usually very good at taking orders. especially when they come from someone who has achieved a certain facility with projectile vomition. but there comes a time in every man's life when he must be brutally honest ... let us just say he told mrs. nice guy, in a firm, yet charming manner: "babysnookumsbear. you do realize that you are the queen until end of may, but then a new boss comes on the scene."
mrs. nice guy: whoa. i am the boss. there will be no new boss. das guppy IS NOT and NEVER WILL BE the boss.
oh-ho-ho, is that a fact? guess who's lacing up his dancing shoes. it's on now, woman!
posted by mr. nice guy at 8:50 PM
2 Comments:
Oh you have NO idea how really right Mrs. Nice Guy is...but you will. Eventually, you really will.
(Now if you eventually have a second child that's a girl, all bets on that are off)
cattivalicious. alas, mr. nice guy is very much aware of exactly how right mrs. nice guy is. this is why we like her.
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