Saturday, October 02, 2004
ok, who's the asshole who thought "morning sickness" was an appropriate name for "puking your fucking legwarmers off every 12 minutes?" seriously. that's some sort of jedi mind shit to make the ladies think a quick burp before breakfast will ripple through their system in time to hit pilates before work. fuck that. you know what mrs. nice guy told me this morning? the smell of the newspaper made her gag. the smell of the goddamn paper. christ, and there was even some good news in there today.