nor, for the record, am i this guy. his interests, you will notice, include "staying medicated" (maybe he has diabetes too?). according to dutch in an email he sent me 12 years ago before he decamped to motor city, "the ad for this place they have in the onion out here ... includes a coupon for a 'free baked good.'" wicked.
finally, as long as i am link dumping, the i saw your nanny blog might come in handy to nervous parents. when i first saw this i got really excited because i thought it was "i saw your mommy," the suicidal tendencies' blog. but it's not.
UPDATE: oh, what the hell. as long as we're at it. let's take a longer look at who i am not. i am not a purveyor of electronics; i am not an bitchin' jackie chan flick known by various alternative titles such as Mister Cool, No More Mr. Nice Guy and Super Chef. nor, sadly, am i marv, reference librarian and former radio personality.
and finally, it is with the heaviest of hearts that i report to you that i am, woefully, not this "mister nice guy" imposter, who describes himself as "Male, 45, Married but Looking (with my wife's permission, of course -- I'm no adulterer!)" and is "hoping to meet someone for a friendly sexual relationship." that's right, superfans, he is not at all creepy or skin-crawlingly vomit-inducing or dripping in ick-factor. just ask him and he'll tell you, plain and simple, "I like to give pleasure." now what's wrong with that?