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Monday, September 25, 2006

link dump

this is not a funny story, but i feel the need to defend myself. read the caption: De Boise was known as "Mr Nice Guy" by his work colleagues. for the record, folks. i am not anthony de boise. and i do not take diabetes medication. or touch on 13 year old girls. just, you know, for the record.

nor, for the record, am i this guy. his interests, you will notice, include "staying medicated" (maybe he has diabetes too?). according to dutch in an email he sent me 12 years ago before he decamped to motor city, "the ad for this place they have in the onion out here ... includes a coupon for a 'free baked good.'" wicked.

finally, as long as i am link dumping, the
i saw your nanny blog might come in handy to nervous parents. when i first saw this i got really excited because i thought it was "i saw your mommy," the suicidal tendencies' blog. but it's not.

UPDATE: oh, what the hell. as long as we're at it. let's take a longer look at who i am not. i am not a purveyor of electronics; i am not an bitchin' jackie chan flick known by various alternative titles such as Mister Cool, No More Mr. Nice Guy and Super Chef. nor, sadly, am i marv, reference librarian and former radio personality.

and finally, it is with the heaviest of hearts that i report to you that i am, woefully, not this "mister nice guy" imposter, who describes himself as "Male, 45, Married but Looking (with my wife's permission, of course -- I'm no adulterer!)" and is "hoping to meet someone for a friendly sexual relationship." that's right, superfans, he is not at all creepy or skin-crawlingly vomit-inducing or dripping in ick-factor. just ask him and he'll tell you, plain and simple, "I like to give pleasure." now what's wrong with that?

7 Comments:

Anonymous samantha Jo Campen said...

Holy Mother. Wow.

9/25/2006 3:23 PM  
Blogger Dutch said...

although it should be noted that Chedda and Mr. Nice Guy do share a similar taste in music, and making beats.

9/25/2006 3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you do about this Mr Nice Guy who is not you that now has a blog and it copywritten?

9/25/2006 6:46 PM  
Anonymous janisfan said...

I live around the corner from Mr. Nice Guy and every time I pass by it I think of you.

9/25/2006 7:14 PM  
Anonymous laurie said...

i'll bet mr. nice guy doesn't also call himself a bonnehomme.

9/25/2006 8:31 PM  
Anonymous marian said...

this is all very frightening.

9/26/2006 7:24 AM  
Blogger blackrider23 said...

The isawyournanny link immediately made me think of the same song... that would make one interesting blog you have to admit *heh*

9/29/2006 4:18 PM  

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