does a body good

last week i averaged 5 hours of sleep a night. i would just like to point out that last night i went to bed at 9 pm.

i slept until 7 am.

do you have any idea what that does to a body?

i feel like a newborn lamb on a dewy spring morn, frolicking amongst the butterflies and bluejays. i feel like the star of a feminine hygiene commercial. i feel minty fresh. i feel zestfully clean. i feel alive. i have found religion.