We need some more posts about parenthood and your kids. Your posts make me cry with laughter and I have a 10 month old son and when i take care of him i think about your comments. I love my own child (when he sleeps) but i still hate other children. I
Poor guy----those newborn days are beyond tough. Does it help if I say that the sleep thing often does get better, just as the attitude thing starts to pick up speed?
No sympathy. A few blogs ago, you proclaimed you'd turned over a new leaf, you'd found a renewed blog-tastic attitude. You begged for adulation and comments rolled in like herb at a Junior Gong show expressing joy at the rejuvenated Nice Guy blogospere. And then this. A month goes by without a real entry. As my old coach would say, "Rub some dirt in it and walk it off". Have a nice dram. Take a deep breath. And then give us some "shitstain snotcork McStumprot" goodness.
MNG, I know I am not the only person who checks your blog daily even though it's been over a month since your last "real" entry (excepting this one). Miss you lots. Hoping all's well and for you to get more energy, etc.
Alright this is bullshit. MetroDad told me about your site. I went to check it out and found what? A post about me, which leads to the obvious conclusion that MetroDad was playing matchmaker. But then, after the post about me?
Two dead guys and a not very convincing post about you supposedly not being dead - just acting dead.
Me... dead guy... dead guy... you so tired that you look dead. This context alters your review... makes me look dead.
Anyway, I channeled Bob Dylan in a post the other day and I thought about you - you're in my head, dude.
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We need some more posts about parenthood and your kids. Your posts make me cry with laughter and I have a 10 month old son and when i take care of him i think about your comments. I love my own child (when he sleeps) but i still hate other children. I
Poor guy----those newborn days are beyond tough. Does it help if I say that the sleep thing often does get better, just as the attitude thing starts to pick up speed?
No sympathy. A few blogs ago, you proclaimed you'd turned over a new leaf, you'd found a renewed blog-tastic attitude. You begged for adulation and comments rolled in like herb at a Junior Gong show expressing joy at the rejuvenated Nice Guy blogospere. And then this. A month goes by without a real entry.
As my old coach would say, "Rub some dirt in it and walk it off". Have a nice dram. Take a deep breath. And then give us some "shitstain snotcork McStumprot" goodness.
here, here, anonymous. I am having freaking mng withdrawal DT's.
Very glad you're not dead. :-/ Come back soon. You're missed.
don't worry mr. nice guy. I believe the Spinners said it best. To wit:
"ooooo, child, things are gonna get easier"
and so forth and so on.
Dude. Some day you'll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun. If at all possible, grab those z's. We'll be here for ya when you wake up.
MNG, I know I am not the only person who checks your blog daily even though it's been over a month since your last "real" entry (excepting this one). Miss you lots. Hoping all's well and for you to get more energy, etc.
another frequent 'checker' here...hoping all is okay and you are still not dead. Ü
Well, yeah, that happens when two young children invade your home. You know what prevents that, right? Abstinence.
We'll be here when you've had some sleep. Just make it funny, okay?
For the pining peeps, two things:
1. Read Mr. NG's twitter. It is the best around. Button with the naughty word to the left.
2. The man can't blog here when he is blogging like mad here: http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thetroll/default.aspx
There.
I meant button to the right. Am dyslexic, sadly not kidding.
I thought drinking even more once the child came along would help.
I was wrong.
I'm now more tired-er than you :)
It's been a whole month...
have been following your cryptic tweets. i'm guessing you've either started a new job or you're incarcerated.
Dude?
seriously.........
For God's sake man!!!! I'm beginning to feel like a crack addict going through withdrawl!
This is so not funny MNG!!
waaaaaa.... so lonely...
Okay. Do we need to tell you you're pretty? That shirt looks great on you? Hey, have you lost weight?
C'MON BACK MNG!
sniff....sniff.... Where are you MNG? Please come back!
Oh man - I am so sorry - I just heard the news about RS. Have a great holiday and an even better New Year. x
Alright this is bullshit. MetroDad told me about your site. I went to check it out and found what? A post about me, which leads to the obvious conclusion that MetroDad was playing matchmaker. But then, after the post about me?
Two dead guys and a not very convincing post about you supposedly not being dead - just acting dead.
Me... dead guy... dead guy... you so tired that you look dead. This context alters your review... makes me look dead.
Anyway, I channeled Bob Dylan in a post the other day and I thought about you - you're in my head, dude.
Ok you won!!! It's 2009 already!!! EMERGE!!!
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