a tip of the blog
see, now this is how you do it -- all in one post black hockey jesus goes after the sacredest of blogging cows (for the record, i did not just call dooce a cow); he name-drops popular testicular bloggy allies; flatters his wife; makes you laugh, and attention whores his way through three squillion backflips. i've been doing this shit for four years -- him? four minutes. he's got it down pat. and you know what? fuck him. also, i'll probably be compulsively reading him more often than posting here. much easier that way, right? i'm so very tired.