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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Take Time To Talk To Your Child About Whatever Crap They Like

surprisingly solid parenting advice from the Onion!
Maybe you have a daughter who likes to draw unicorns or elves or some shit like that. Doesn't matter what it is. When she approaches you with her latest picture of a dolphin jumping over a rainbow or whatever, don't just slap that son of a bitch on the refrigerator with a magnet and pat her on the head. Actively tell your little girl you appreciate her unique talents as a developing young lady and, for good measure, tack on some bullshit about how much her little crayon chicken-scratches mean to you.

1 Comments:

Blogger Mom101 said...

I always turn to the Onion as a source that truly looks out for the welfare our youth. You know how you know? All those American Apparel ads on the back of each issue. Why, if it weren't for the Onion, those girls might be doing something tawdry and unseemly with their lives.

1/26/2009 12:13 AM  

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