i guess they rejected "No Country for Twin Porn Burglers"

here it is, barely feb 28 on a leap year and already we have a leading contender for the best headline of the year, if not ever, courtesy of the associated press:

Twin porn actors charged in burglery

sweet honey in the rock, there is so much goodness in that wee little phrase. although i suspect it doesn't really need to be a four page story. and there aren't even pictures.