'and on that farm he had a pregnant lady symbolizing a pig. E-I-E-I-O!'

so. the next time mrs nice guy complains about her pregnancy--that she "can't sleep," that she "feels enormous," that she "still barfs every morning," that she's "always exhausted," that she has "sciatica"--i'm going to gently, but firmly, remind her that at least she's not locked in a cage. naked. on all fours. in public. as a metaphor for a pig.

stay classy, PETA.