i thought summer was supposed to be less busy
TOUGH TITS! i have much to report and no time to do it in. here it is in brief: my bro got married last weekend in LA. i was the officiant. i made it official. i signed the marriage license. how terrifying is that? the kid was tolerably well behaved on the flight there, saving a massive screaming-induced vomiting attack for the brand spanking new rental car during the drive to my parents house. the flight back went less smoothly -- she screamed "DIRTY DIAPER!" over and over and over while we were on lockdown on the tarmac for 30 minutes after landing. she squirmed and yelled so much that she smeared crap from her pants all up her back and all over her shirt. that was rad.
anyway, being back at work has never felt so restful and nice. i will update more when i crawl out from under my pile of deadlines. at least now i know why all my readers have given up on me. i will try harder soon, i promise.