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Sunday, December 03, 2006

sad but true

"what are you guys watching?"
"one of the DVDs i got for the kid."
"hey, this isn't bad."
"this song is pretty good."
"i like her purple leather pants."
"sproingy curls, too ... interesting."
"what's interesting?"
"nothing. this is cute. wait. is that a wedding ring? she's not married to that bass player dweeb is she?"
"oh my god!"
"you totally have a boner for laurie berkner!"

(yes. yes, it would appear that i do.)


Blogger blackrider23 said...


No shame in that man :)

12/04/2006 9:58 AM  
Blogger barbara rushkoff said...

You say that now, but once you try to go to sleep tonight and you can't get "B-o-o-t-s-- BOOTS" out of your mind I think you will feel differently!

12/04/2006 12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"they ate their burritos with tobasco. They put it on their rice; they put it on their beans; on their rudabegas and on their collared greens"

Why is it this song inspires my toddler to dance but not eat her rice, beans, rudebegas, collared greens, or anything else!

12/04/2006 1:33 PM  
Blogger Dutch said...

I can't tell you how many times I've seen people come to our blog searching for "laurie berckner tits."

12/04/2006 3:52 PM  
Anonymous egplnt21 said...

Yeah, I know, I've got a pig on my head. The kids tell me whenever we listen in the car.

Wait until littlest nice guy is old enough for my brother ricky's for sale.

12/04/2006 4:00 PM  
Anonymous Mitch McDad said...

Sad...but not as bad as getting a chub from Rachel Ray.

12/04/2006 4:35 PM  
Blogger mr. nice guy said...

A) rachel ray is cute. B) dutch, i have searched high and i have searched low but i have not found berkner boobage on your site anywhere. C) b-o-o-t-s is not included on my dvd ... but victor fucking vito is. that bastard.

12/04/2006 9:28 PM  
Blogger Kara said...

oh mr. nice guy, how COULD you?

12/04/2006 10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what is really freaky? Watch the dvd once and ONLY pay attention to Brian, aka Mr. Laurie Berkner. That guy is SUCH a tool! How can she be intimate with him after seeing him contort his mug into monkey faces like that? I am not surprised at all that he has left the band--probably to save their marriage. Do I know a little too much about the Laurie Berkner band? Yes. I blame my two year old and Jack's Big Music Show.

12/05/2006 11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree w/you anon 11:01 - brian is big time yucky. Also, the keyboard player actually sucks. Plus, Laurie Berkner herself is mildly irritating. But at least she washes her hair, unlike Dan Zanes.

12/05/2006 4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Brian's nostrils... as much as I like Laurie & her songs, I have a difficult time watching because of those gigantic black holes in his face, they are too distracting. I didn't know they were married. Ick.

12/07/2006 9:05 AM  
Anonymous bumpershine said...

We purposely didn't get that for you guys because we thought we were the only ones who used Laurie as a babysitter! Anywho, after watching that DVD too many times I have come to some conclusions: 1) there is no way that nasally voiced keyboard player is singing harmony on "Moon, Moon, Moon" or any of other songs, me thinks this is a mini Milli Vanilli scandal in the making; 2) the inclusion of Brian on lead vocal on "Oh Susanna" definitely reeks of nepotism; 3) if you watch the "Moon, Moon, Moon" video real close there is an all too familiar look between Laurie and Brian that probably isn't suitable for kids.

12/07/2006 10:56 PM  
Blogger mr. nice guy said...

4) at the end of "Under a Shady Tree" they all collapse together and Laurie's hand disappears into Brian's lap!

12/08/2006 11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My kids music manifesto is here but is somewhat out of date now. John Flynn is the new big hero (Lori mentioned his, "My Brother Ricky's for Sale") I would add Bubboon and Bubbles of Cheese Song fame to the mix. And really, isn't every They Might be Giants album a kids album when you think about it?
Western Dave

12/08/2006 1:09 PM  
Anonymous bumpershine said...

Barbara Brousal is the real babe of the kiddie entertainment world anyway.

12/08/2006 3:44 PM  
Blogger aa said...


3/05/2010 2:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me and my buddy Todd checking in from 2017. Our kids are grown, but we still want to see Laurie Berkner's tits.

5/17/2017 11:11 PM  

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