good news! you'll never guess ...
hey guess what we just found out.
seriously, guess.
no, i mean it: guess what!
DO IT, ALREADY! GUESS! CHRIST!
ok here's a clue:
1) the wife-beating, drug-dealing, child-neglecting neighbor has put his house up for sale!
2) for an astonishingly low price!
3) which means they're moving!
4) soon!
5) i hope!
6) yay!
seriously, guess.
no, i mean it: guess what!
DO IT, ALREADY! GUESS! CHRIST!
ok here's a clue:
1) the wife-beating, drug-dealing, child-neglecting neighbor has put his house up for sale!
2) for an astonishingly low price!
3) which means they're moving!
4) soon!
5) i hope!
6) yay!
posted by mr. nice guy at 11:16 PM
17 Comments:
You'll be happy to know that I DID guess, and guessed correctly at that! It was wishful thinking on my part, but I'm glad I was right! I hope that they're outtie ASAP. :)
my guess was--mrs. nice guy is pregnant. aren't you glad me and mrs. cleo are best friends. LOL
Great way to start out the weekend! Congrats. Hard to imagine worse neighbors than wife-beating, drug-dealing, child-neglecting a-holes!
You should just buy it, therby eliminating the possibilities of another "winner" moving next door.
Then just build a big hampster tube between them.
PRESTO instant addition :)
As your biggest fans, I think you should buy it for my family and me so that we may come over and be constantly entertained by family nice guy. And you shall take us to Chuck E. Cheese to celebrate our home ownership.
If you do that, I promise to stop stealing your posts for my myspace blog.
seth, you had me at "fan." now come here and give me a hug ... neighbor.
Well of course he put the house up for sale. When responsible, two-job families with well-loved children move in next door, clearly the neighborhood is going to hell.
dude, blackrider23 stole my thoughts. could you swing it? might be worth taking an extra job... or put the kid to work--she's old enough. ; )
So, that severed horse's head actually worked? You can thank me later.
~C~
How low is astonishingly low?
I know you don't want to reveal where you live...but gosh, it is tough for someone living in Brooklyn to hear there is a house for sale at an astonishingly low price and not know where it is.
ah, bumper and anon ... the only clue i'll give is this: scrutinize thee well the Times' real estate section on sunday. if you need more, you can find me via e-mail. mwahha! hahahah! ah ha ha. hem. huh. hee. hoo.
like, whoa!
Good for you!!!! Now's the time to pre-screen the potential buyers. If you see them and like them, make all nice. If not, pretend you are your soon-to-be former neighbor and let the fun begin!!!!!
C'mon don't you want us to be your new neighbors?
I'm doing a jig for you.
Ah, Dear MNG, you should tremble in your boots. As my DH & I have learned the hard way, astonishingly low home prices attract the astonishingly low-lifes. Not to say that any respondants to this post are low-lifes, astonishing or not. No no no! Only that DH & I have seen very scary characters come to the open houses in our neighborhood when the home(s) in question were priced lower than what might be expected. As we peered through our peephole or tried to peek through the drawn curtains without actually moving the curtain, some prospective neighbors were so scary looking we shared silent prayers of "Oh no! Not them!" I'm not talking people who would be considered colorful characters, quirky folks, "off", or simply different people. I'm talking the kind of people who scare grown men, the kind who would make you want to keep them from knowing you have small children in the house.
I'm just saying. If you can vet prospective neighbors from your blog and move them in as quickly as possible... Well...
Good luck to you!
Tulip, The Triplet Mom
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