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Thursday, March 08, 2007

good news! you'll never guess ...

hey guess what we just found out.

seriously, guess.

no, i mean it: guess what!

DO IT, ALREADY! GUESS! CHRIST!

ok here's a clue:

1) the wife-beating, drug-dealing, child-neglecting neighbor has put his house up for sale!
2) for an astonishingly low price!
3) which means they're moving!
4) soon!
5) i hope!
6) yay!

17 Comments:

Blogger stay-at-home mommy said...

You'll be happy to know that I DID guess, and guessed correctly at that! It was wishful thinking on my part, but I'm glad I was right! I hope that they're outtie ASAP. :)

3/09/2007 12:02 AM  
Blogger tAnYeTTa said...

my guess was--mrs. nice guy is pregnant. aren't you glad me and mrs. cleo are best friends. LOL

3/09/2007 1:57 AM  
Anonymous MetroDad said...

Great way to start out the weekend! Congrats. Hard to imagine worse neighbors than wife-beating, drug-dealing, child-neglecting a-holes!

3/09/2007 10:57 AM  
Blogger blackrider23 said...

You should just buy it, therby eliminating the possibilities of another "winner" moving next door.
Then just build a big hampster tube between them.
PRESTO instant addition :)

3/09/2007 12:49 PM  
Blogger SETH said...

As your biggest fans, I think you should buy it for my family and me so that we may come over and be constantly entertained by family nice guy. And you shall take us to Chuck E. Cheese to celebrate our home ownership.

If you do that, I promise to stop stealing your posts for my myspace blog.

3/09/2007 12:53 PM  
Blogger mr. nice guy said...

seth, you had me at "fan." now come here and give me a hug ... neighbor.

3/09/2007 12:57 PM  
Anonymous sallyacious said...

Well of course he put the house up for sale. When responsible, two-job families with well-loved children move in next door, clearly the neighborhood is going to hell.

3/09/2007 1:54 PM  
Anonymous mel said...

dude, blackrider23 stole my thoughts. could you swing it? might be worth taking an extra job... or put the kid to work--she's old enough. ; )

3/09/2007 3:52 PM  
Blogger Catharine said...

So, that severed horse's head actually worked? You can thank me later.

~C~

3/09/2007 8:46 PM  
Anonymous bumpershine said...

How low is astonishingly low?

3/10/2007 8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know you don't want to reveal where you live...but gosh, it is tough for someone living in Brooklyn to hear there is a house for sale at an astonishingly low price and not know where it is.

3/10/2007 9:42 PM  
Blogger mr. nice guy said...

ah, bumper and anon ... the only clue i'll give is this: scrutinize thee well the Times' real estate section on sunday. if you need more, you can find me via e-mail. mwahha! hahahah! ah ha ha. hem. huh. hee. hoo.

3/10/2007 10:28 PM  
Anonymous andrea said...

like, whoa!

3/10/2007 10:43 PM  
Blogger Sheri said...

Good for you!!!! Now's the time to pre-screen the potential buyers. If you see them and like them, make all nice. If not, pretend you are your soon-to-be former neighbor and let the fun begin!!!!!

3/11/2007 2:33 PM  
Anonymous bumpershine said...

C'mon don't you want us to be your new neighbors?

3/11/2007 9:43 PM  
Anonymous Samantha Jo Campen said...

I'm doing a jig for you.

3/12/2007 9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, Dear MNG, you should tremble in your boots. As my DH & I have learned the hard way, astonishingly low home prices attract the astonishingly low-lifes. Not to say that any respondants to this post are low-lifes, astonishing or not. No no no! Only that DH & I have seen very scary characters come to the open houses in our neighborhood when the home(s) in question were priced lower than what might be expected. As we peered through our peephole or tried to peek through the drawn curtains without actually moving the curtain, some prospective neighbors were so scary looking we shared silent prayers of "Oh no! Not them!" I'm not talking people who would be considered colorful characters, quirky folks, "off", or simply different people. I'm talking the kind of people who scare grown men, the kind who would make you want to keep them from knowing you have small children in the house.

I'm just saying. If you can vet prospective neighbors from your blog and move them in as quickly as possible... Well...

Good luck to you!

Tulip, The Triplet Mom

3/20/2007 2:46 AM  

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