sort of like what holding a sax did for Coltrane

hey! what are you doing? sitting there in front of your screen, eyes glazed, spittle collecting at the corners of your mouth? go pick up a newspaper, bro! do it with a little flourish! all the stylish young lions are rocking the newsprint ...

what's that? forgot how to read a paper? need some pointers? here. take garrison keillor's hand. let him show you the way with his seven rules for reading the paper