the feline menace
here's an excellent exchange we had this morning:
RMN: "you know, with cats, you must vacuum."
MNG: "oh yeah, we vacuum all the time. once a month, easy."
"no! all the time. i brush your cat yesterday. she has fur so much!"
"yes, well. she's a cat. thanks for brushing her. i guess i am a bad catdad."
"it's very bad for baby. you must vacuum. i vacuum now."
"ok, suit yourself. thanks."
"very bad. i see it around in air. the fur. if baby breathes it, she gets sick."
"she's fine. the cats are fine. let it go. vacuum if you want."
"all the time you must vacuum! so much fur. baby gets sick."
"millions of homes across the world have cats. the baby will be fine."
"no! coughing! ack, ack! she get asthma. she get allergy."
"i think you're reaching."
"she will get cancer!"
posted by mr. nice guy at 2:06 PM
5 Comments:
Next time RMN comes over, give the baby a bottle of jack daniels and a cigarette (preferably lit, but whatever), put some broken glass on the floor next to the bathroom, and take a dump in the kitchen. Just this one day.
Then put everything back to normal the next day and see if she ever says anything again. Because really, nothing can top all of that.
even though I am not Russian, it's like she's related to me. My relatives constantly tell me to get rid of my cats and dog and that it will be better for the baby etc... rmn is crazy.
Ok mr. Nice Guy, there is no doubt that the RMN sounds like Baby NG's great grand mother. As baby NG's grand mother I can feel your pain, but that's the way they used to make them. I never thought you and Mrs. Nice Guy would have to suffer thru this, but I tell you, I'm sure as hell enjoying her antics.
Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Cats give you cancer and no one told me? I better get rid of mine then.
I am SO down with monkeyaker's idea.
Please do it.
And take pictures.
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