what we talk about when we talk about our daughter
mr nice guy: she hasn't pooped today.
mrs nice guy: that's more than 48 hours without pooping!
mr nice guy: i know. she's farting a lot, though. i think she's cooking up something good.
mrs nice guy: i hope you're wearing a hazmat suit.
UPDATE! the poop, ohhh, when finally it did come, it came fast and it came furiously. and when it came ... mrs nice guy was holding her!
mrs nice guy: that's more than 48 hours without pooping!
mr nice guy: i know. she's farting a lot, though. i think she's cooking up something good.
mrs nice guy: i hope you're wearing a hazmat suit.
UPDATE! the poop, ohhh, when finally it did come, it came fast and it came furiously. and when it came ... mrs nice guy was holding her!
posted by mr. nice guy at 6:03 PM
10 Comments:
yep, it doesn't get any better than that! Hope your hazmat suit is up to code. Have a good one!
I have some assvice for you, my friend... double up on the pampers. trust me, it is worth the investment.
On our tenth anniversary we were driving around Lake Tahoe soaking up the scenery when our two-year-old son had a massive diaper explosion in the backseat. It went everywhere. We couldn't believe how it not only leaked out, but spurted sideways and criss-cross. Quite memorable.
oh...we've had those conversations! funny!
shes a time bomb... a, (dare i say) Ticking Time Bomb!!!
No poop in 48 hours?! You're lucky. Our offspring goes 3-4 time every day. Like clockwork. I long for a poop-free day..
AD
AdventureDad, no, you don't want a poop free day. Trust me. My baby always went several times a day, too, until, one time she went over 36 hours without a poop. Let's just say I'll take the regular poops over the resulting disaster.
They ought to make diapers that stick to the waist, ya know... or at least have that nice elastic stuff thats around the leg holes. That way the shit wont run up and out when the pooping angel sleeps.
Call Dr. Jonathan Glashow - he did the surgery on my husband, and then a good friend of ours. EXCELLENT - fully cured - they'd both seen other doctors who said there was nothing to be done.
Well, the first time my dd (4 months) saved it up, it had been over 48 hours and she pooped ALL over my husband AT a wedding reception. That was fun. Actually HYSTERICAL for me since my 2.5 yr old did it to me when she was that age.
I LOVE your blog since our babies are the same age...too funny!
-L
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