oh, i so totally do want to see

From: mrs nice guy
Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 5:27 PM
To: mr nice guy
Subject:

A guy here at work has a sister who's due about a week or two earlier than I am. She's a doctor and she got a 3D ultrasound done yesterday. Dunno if you've seen those, but they're basically like photographs -- much sharper than a traditional ultrasound. Anyhow, he showed me the pictures of hers. I HAVE E.T. INSIDE ME. I didn't say as much to him, but it was a horrifying, barely humanoid figure. I swear to god, it looked exactly like E.T. Fucking creepy.

From: mr nice guy
Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 5:28 PM
To: mrs nice guy
Subject: RE:

is that what we're getting on tues?

From: mrs nice guy
Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 5:29 PM
To: mr nice guy
Subject: RE:

no. we're getting the regular kind - and trust me, you should be glad.

From: mrs nice guy
Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 5:30 PM
To: mr nice guy
Subject: RE:

you don't want to see what i saw.