why aren't you voting?

here are ten nice-guy reasons to vote. don't tell me who you are voting for -- i don't care! -- just fucking do it. christ!

< /preaching >

UPDATE: mr nice guy knows there are only eight fingers in that photo. it's a fucking metaphor, people! jesus!

UPDATE the second: no, that is not our actual guppy. the nice guys don't have that kind of (intrusive) technology at the estates.

ALSO: this is funny.