and now a special message to my daughters, in the future
hello girls. it's probably the future wherever you're reading this. you cruise around in flying hovercars and download music directly into the chips embedded in your brain. your adorable robot dog follows you every where you go and your parents have been cryogenically frozen.
now that you're old enough to understand certain things that you just couldn't way back in 2008, i want to tell you something. you're on the verge of womanhood now ... planning a career, dreaming of a family. the future is yours.
so, for the love of god, watch this video and internalize its message:
now that you're old enough to understand certain things that you just couldn't way back in 2008, i want to tell you something. you're on the verge of womanhood now ... planning a career, dreaming of a family. the future is yours.
so, for the love of god, watch this video and internalize its message:
stripping kills!
posted by mr. nice guy at 11:56 AM
8 Comments:
This should be shown in every school along with those videos of the kids talking on cell phones while they drive and going off cliffs.
Okay, had to wait for it, but that was absolutely worth it.
Please tell me that that was actual footage of the timely demise of the inventor of Bratz dolls....
OMGa!!! LOLOL
LOL
Thank you. My daughter's future self will one day thank you.
Hahaha!
Not to be pedantic, but surely that's belly dancing and not stripping.
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